What is tequesta you ask? besides being the name of Aaron and Liz's baby to be, it is a 20% liquor for $2 on special at the NH state Liquor store and I'm too much of a cheap Jew/Alcoholic to pass that up. From now on, with the Gilg Family (well at least the men, Ilana would have no part of it), Friday night is Tequesta night. MMM MMMM GOOD!!!
Don't let the name fool you, it only has agave flavorings (and caramel flavoring....mmm caramel flavorings). Its never seen the light of Mexico, as its made in Miami. Tequesta is like liquid sunshine...if by sunshine you mean tequila knock off made from orange wine and caramel/agave flavoring that creates a taste of orange cough syrup mixed with watered down tequila-like urine. From what I can tell it's for people in the tequila aisle in the liquor store who dont notice that tequesta is not tequila.
Even Alden with his Irish roots, enjoyed Tequesta night...well.......more like Tequesta noon. Tequesta is kinda the drink you have alone in your single apartment on Valentines day. Yeah, its that depressing (not refering to me here, as I dont even have a apartment, I rent a 10x10 room in some middle age gay guy's house.)
Here is is pre-Tequesta Alden (note the drool mixed with banana and chili mush on his face) . No girl will get near him...
With a Post tequesta Don Juan baby! We couldnt keep the chicks away. (sorry Ronin, you lost your chance).
Beside tequesta filled nights... er ....noons...(however the taste will linger until night)all is well in Maine. Busy week days getting yelled at at work, busy weekends with Tequesta!!! What more can a man ask for? and seriously Aaron, Tequesta is a kick-ASS name for a kid!!! Think about it.
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Hey Ben;
Just a short hello from AK. Sorry things to work out for a fly by meeting with Sarah. Hopefully some of the Hobson clan will be visiting for the great Passover Festival?? Hope all is well. Love from all of us. AK
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